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    I miss everyone

     
    Is anyone indispensable in an office? Been so busy lately and hopefully for the next years to come because I don't want to feel any emptiness in me. That's the latest news, everything is purely work so I wasn't able to update. Of course, I will never forget all my good friends in the blogland especially so in MSN. How's everyone out there? By the way, before I ran out of time, let me greet you all a very MERRY CHRISTMAS and PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR. ~Hugs & kisses

    Too good to be true

     

    Similarity between an excruciating pain and an ecstatic pleasure is your facial expression.

    A psychiatrist send two bills to his patient, one for each personality the patient has.

    When Eve asked Adam, "Do you love me?", Adam answered, "Who else?"

    Fact is the one you hear and gossip the one you overhear.

    Confessing is the same as asking for Pardon.

    The best way to cheat anybody is to make him trust you first.

    Their love at first sight end after they both look a second look at each other.

    It is easy for a man to understand wife is when she isn't his.

    No difference between an old maid and a jealous wife because old maid is always looking for a husband, so is the jealous wife.

    What's the trouble with women? Men

    Difference between a good and a nice girl? A good girl is someone who goes home and goes to bed; a nice girl is someone who goes to bed before she goes home.

    Why can't woman be judged by her clothes? Insufficient evidence

    Best proof that chicken came first before the eggs as in Noah's Ark had a rooster and a hen, not eggs, otherwise how could Noah determine the eggs sexes?

    Why is passionate kiss like a spider? Both lead to the undoing of the fly.

    *Life behind computer was a bit busy lately, but I'm still alive for blogging. Have a good day everyone!


     

    Save the planet

     
     
    Global climate change will be a significant threat to life on earth.
     
     
    Carbon dioxide emissions from coal-burning power plants must be reduce to lessen heat-trapping greenhouse gases from automobiles. Melting glaciers, rising sea levels and other threats from carbon dioxide and other warming gases can trap heat in the atmosphere like a greenhouse. Investment in cleaner fuels and flexible-fuel vehicles that can run on ethanol must be encourage if applicable and appropriate. Industrial manufacturers need to stimulate increased production of renewable biofuels, such as corn and cellulosic ethanol, which naturally have lower emissions. Although mandatory limits on emissions would harm the economy, reducing the intensity of emissions to slow the gases' growth, shall be necessary.
     
     
    Climate change will increase such storms in the future. The rising temperatures in the United States would diminish snow accumulations and increase water evaporation, threatening rivers, lakes, and other water sources. The melting of the Greenland and west Antarctic ice sheets could cause the oceans to rise consequently, poses an even greater danger.
     
     
    With respect to national security threat, it will worsen terrorism and fights over dwindling natural resources that will result from a warming of the earth.
     
     
    Warming temperatures could also spur increases in respiratory illnesses, accelerate the spread of infectious diseases such as Lyme disease and West Nile virus, and produce more extended periods of high-temperature days.

     
     
    How to help?
     
     
    1.   Buy less polluting products. As an individual, I would prefer buying foods that are easy to prepare and as much as possible not sold in plastic packages. Aside from being able to save time, energy and money, I can help contribute to save the environment.
     
     
    2.  Sell environmentally sustainable products except organic foods. However, consumers seem to be motivated by the health benefits, not the environmental impact. Some products would be more expensive, even if consumers are likely to save money over time as in the case of the energy-efficient light bulbs.
     
     
    3.  Offsetting carbon emissions by planting thousands of trees. In Metro Manila, you can seldom see trees here rather, lots of contruction projects for the road, which more often than not, needs to be improved and worst, repair. Cutting down trees especially those where the proposed road project's purpose for widening is allowed and pursued like what happened in Mcarthur Highway in Bulacan.
     
     
    4.  Educating the people is the highest impact of this process. For conservative christians and catholics, global warming is a pro-life cause. It simply addresses life outside the womb.
     
     
     
     

    Scary dreams may mean death of someone.

     
     
    I dreamt that I witnessed a murder case involving my former co-employee, BT who belong to group A and was engaged in a fight with another group (group B). A man (MN)wearing yellow shirt with collar from group B is fleeing to save his life when BT hacked him with a bolo in the back killing him instantly. MN's blood spread to the shirt of BT who was responsible for the crime. I was able to finish that dream and when I was awake, I realized how brave I am to finish such horrible scene.
     
     
    Again, I dreamt of another incident whereby someone is about to be killed but I discontinue it and managed to awake myself alone as it was very scary for me during the night having had the aforesaid dream before.
     
     
    In a span of two weeks this month, I've had 2 first cousins LL and BB, died of vehicular accident and stroke from my mother and father side, respectively. I will share to you what I have observed when I attended the wake and funeral in the province viz a viz, in Manila. 
     
     
    LL was riding a motorcycle (m1) with JL on their way home to Bulacan when another motorcycle (m2) driven by SS who was engaged in a motorcycle race, bump the rear portion of m1, hitting LL in the foot and due to hard impact her body was subsequently thrown left side hitting her head in a 10 wheeler truck resulting to bone fracture to her skull. JL was thrown towards right side hitting his back and arms in the grassy portion near the pavement. SS allegedly opted to bump m1 instead of hitting the truck in the left, thinking less injury to himself. Unluckily, a metal part of his motorcycle penetrated his head which caused to open his skull and was subsequently thrown away left side also hitting the truck. After 3 days comatose in Nueva Ecija hospital, LL died. SS was also in critical condition underwent operation due to blood clot and bone fracture he caused to himself. Despite the request of JL that the remains of LL be buried in Bulacan, my uncle decided to transfer the burial in Ilocos Sur due to the plea of LL's siblings and close relatives.
     
     
    During the wake, there were many people from the nearby barrios and town went to share sympathy to the bereaved family. When suddenly I heard from a crowd someone is singing a song for the dead. It was followed by another one, one again and another, until it has turn into a punishment for the looser in a drinking spree. Some other who don't know how to sing will just compose any song relative to what is in his mind to tell to the dead or the bereaved family by way of singing. A young man who don't know how to sing managed to composed a 5-liner song as if he is courting. I nap at 2:30 am and around 4:35 am, I heard someone is singing out loud or crying, I was awaken by that and found out, she was a relative. There were also people playing card game at the back of the house when I go and find the comfort room. Full meal is serve during the wake so a pig is killed everyday to provide the food for many visitors.
     
     
    BB died of heat stroke last March 14. He got high blood attack around 8 am, was immediately brought to the hospital. The attending physician found blood clot and the spouse was advised for the needed operation to remove the clot in BB's head. He was revived but pronounced dead around 12:00 noon on even date. The cadaver was stuck in the funeral parlor for 2 nights as there were no available coffin for his size. His is too obese that a rush order coffin for him was taken having 38 inches width to come from Pampanga province.
     
     
    Many friends, relatives, city and barangay co-councilmen, etc. came back and forth to see if BB has arrived. When the coffin arrived, the body is placed on display for respects to be paid to the family of the deceased and the overall mood has become one of somber respect. There were many flowers and food were provided by co-councilmen and other organizations BB's involved in.
     
     
    Full meal was not the style in Manila to be serve or prepare during the wake compared to the province. However, in BB's situation full meal was also given aside from other foods like siopao, butong pakwan, peanuts, pansit bihon, cookies, candies, puto, drinks in tetra packs, pineapple juice, as many people came to pay for a visit. Storytelling and card games are part of the wake.
     
     
    Lastly, during the mass some people have stated in their speech how good a companion BB was during the time they are with him. The surviving spouse thank all the people who has shared sympathy and she realized that it is really very heart-warming to know that many loved BB.
     
     
     

    Valuable Scientific Data

     
     
    The following are two proposed additions to the periodic table of
    elements in chemistry:
     
    1. Element name        :  woman 
       
        Symbol                     :  WO 
        
        Atomic weight         :  (don't even go there) 
       
        Physical properties :  Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any   time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled. 
      
        Chemical properties:  Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen. 
       
        Usage                        :  Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. 
     
        Caution                      :  Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.  
     
     
     
    2. Element name         :  man 
     
        Symbol                      :  XY 
     
        Atomic weight          :  (180 +/-50) 
     
        Physical properties  :  Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
     
        Chemical properties:  Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol. 
     
        Usage                        :  None known. Possibly good source of methane. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.
     
        Caution                      :  In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

     

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    By the way have you heard about MSN spaces convention II? Its venue is in Chicago! Oh my God, I supposed I will be seeing again my college friends, god daughter there after more than twenty two (22) years and of course, all bloggers who will be attending! That is wonderful, because if and when I am allowed to attend, I will be meeting many of you in person! I will give a thought on this convention but, the same is subject to the will of the third person on my part (consular official), hopefully, if God is willing and the circumstances permit, I will attend.  

    Anyone who's interested to come, kindly read further details on http://mctell2.spaces.live.com and http://pjsownlittleworld.spaces.live.com 

       

    Why?

     
     
    Nearly few more days before Valentine's Day. A friend of mine asked me a big why am I still single up to now when she happened to talk to me via telephone conversation. She is now happily married (although late) was so lucky to have with a kid. Some others, reiterate and throw a  joke reminding me, "Oy, it's valentine again.. up to now, you still don't have a mother-in-law!" that with accompanying giggles, I joined them. Whew, as usual, what would I say? I just smile. I can't answer that. Mother-in-law here are allegedly so hard to deal with especially so when it involves her unica hija/hijo or mama's boy/girl. Please don't misunderstood, not all mother-in-law are one-sided, etc., it depends upon the type of person she is dealing with and vice-versa. I crossed my fingers that will not be a problem to me.
     
    Let's change the topic. Nothing is new and that is the same old facts from me, how about a thought on these?

     
     
    • Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips after you use it?
       
    • Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
       
    • Why is what doctors do called "practice"?
       
    • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
       
    • Why use the back door when front door is open?
       
    • Why is there difference between a women that's had a child and a women who hasn't?
       
    • Why is kissing a way to prevent osteoporosis but there isn't any calcium in a kiss?
       
    • Why is Valentines Day also called New Year where in fact it has absolutely different spelling?
       
    • Why is there a need to lie when the truth will eventually comes out?
    • Why is love/friendship, a pain?
       
    • Why do girls want a lot of things from guys conversely, guys only want one thing from a lot of girls? 
       
     
     
    Express your love, a platonic greeting of Happy Valentine's Day!
     
     

    Challenged


     
    A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.The teacher asked, "Johnnie what is your problem?" Johnnie answered,"I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!"
     
    The teacher had had enough. She took Johnnie to the principal's office. While Johnnie waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave.The teacher agreed. Johnnie was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
     
    Principal:  "What is 3 x 3?"
    Johnnie :  "9."
     
    Principal:  "What is 6 x 6?"
    Johnnie :  "36."
     
     
    And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader should know. The principal looked at the teacher and told her, "I think Johnnie can go to the third grade, just as he thought."
     
    The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions, and I'm sure you will see the reasons I am hesitant about Johnnie's advancement!"  The principal and Johnnie both agreed.
     
    The teacher asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Johnnie, after a moment, replied, "Legs."
     
    Teacher: "Ok, you got that right, but I know I'll get you.  What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
     
    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Johnnie replied, "Pockets."
     
    Teacher:  "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
    Johnnie :  "Pants"
     
    Teacher:  "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?"
    Johnnie :  "Fire truck"
     
    Little Johnnie had been studying, and he'd not fall for any of her tricks...  nothing would hold him back if he could help it!
     
    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Johnnie in the FIFTH grade.  I missed the last four questions myself!"
     
     
     

    Welcome 2007

     
     
    It's year of the Pig (Boar). Another new year, another new beginning. What am I to expect this year? As far as the blogosphere is concerned, I hope I can still be here interacting with all of you in MSN spaces or other blogland which unfortunately, for one reason or another, I haven't seen anyone of you even in web cam. Of course, it is really more exciting when I can meet and see many of you in person.
     
    Change is supposed to be for the better. Whatever done or happened the previous years, bitter or sweet, only makes us realized that everything is part of life and hopefully we gain wisdom from the experience.
     
    I have plans for myself but would rather prefer to start working on it than stating it here because some of which are with God's gracious time.
     
    Another blessed year is a gift, there would be no greatest move unless we leave whatever frustrations or pain behind and instead welcome the year with universal peace.
     
     
     

    Yuletide Season

     
     
    It is an established fact that Spain rule the Philippines which lasted for over 300 years and due to the long association with Spaniards, Filipinos are emotional and passionate about life in a way that seems more Latin than Asian; and a common trait that distinguishes them aside from they're being warm and friendly people, is Filipino hospitality. Generosity is also part of our culture.

     
    A stranger passing Filipinos who are eating will automatically be invited to "come and eat." It's polite to say you've already eaten. If people insist, or if there's an abundance of food during the holiday season, wedding or fiesta, then by all means participate. Don't accept the first invitation. It's better to point out how inconvenient it would be for the host, or to make a polite excuse, then wait to see if you're pressed further. It's the Filipino way, enabling the visitor to gauge whether an invitation is genuine or not.

     
    When visiting a home, you'll be offered food and drink. It's polite to wait to be urged to sit at the table or begin eating. If you don't like the food, eat a little and make an excuse rather than reject it outright. Guests who leave a little food on the plate indicate they're satisfied.

     
    Filipinos have a particular love for salty made of tiny shrimps called "bagoong", especially so when it is paired with a piece of fresh green mango, (now, my mouth is watering) I can finish one (1) kilo of it. I have many friends, balik-bayans (former Filipino became Americans), who wouldn't like to eat bagoong and told me that they absolutely dislike it because of its unfavorable odor hence, it is thrown away in the airport.

     
    A common indoctrination into the culture, is usually to eat the incubated duck egg called, "balut". By making you to eat the balut, it will works just like VIAGRA, as long as it is mixed with beers. Imagine, you can save a lot because balut here is cheap rather than buying the real viagra and you can avoid the risk of fake viagra as many is circulating in the market.

     
    There is also a fish of a pungent odor called "daing", which have different styles like that of dried one and the other form was preserved in vinegar, salt and garlic. Some people considered it  smelly fish, because when you smell it, you feel like dizzy but for some others who are familiar with daing, it goes well with fresh tomatoes.
     
     
    It is not necessary to pretend to like these foods, it is enough to be familiar with them and in true Filipino fashion, smile gently when declining.

     
    The beauty in our culture is manifested in our face despite hardship in life we remain happy so long as families are living together sharing love at home and due to the fact that we have positive ethical values deep-rooted in our traditions and family life, as is a deep trust in the creator above.

     
     
                         MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR!
     
     
     
     

    Papaya

     
     
    Fruits and vegetables are the original fast foods and many are ready-to-eat. They are safe foods to persons who are high blood, diabetics, etc., especially so during the holiday season. There are numerous fruits which are often cheaper than high-priced convenience foods. I will concentrate on Papaya. Here are some its myths and facts -
     
     
    Papaya is thought to be indigenous to the West Indies and northern South America was carried by the Spanish to Manila in mid 1500's. From there, it went to Malacca then India and reached Hawaii.
     
    It is alleged that papaya lessens the libido (sex urge) of a person that's why many priest eat them lots;
     
    It is a constipation relief;
     
    Good for your skin; and

    Eating papaya everyday can help your breast grows bigger?

    I think papaya is a healthy fruit more so the papaya milk.

     
     

    Getting to know you sexually.

     
     
    1.  What kind of virgin are you?
    a)  Only the nose isn't penetrated
    b)  No vaginal penetration
    c)  All body (sensitive) parts untouched

     
    2.  How good are you in bed?
    a)  You can make your partner sing, "do re mi.."
    b)  Your lover can die of heart attack due to over excitement
    c)  Your friend will surely ask for more rounds

     
    3.  What is your bestest asset?
    a)  Tounge/hands
    b)  The sword/cave
    c)   Lips/bum/legs/eyes/boobs

     
    4.  How many rounds you can give?
    a)  One to Two
    b)  Three to Four
    c)   Infinite

     
    5.  What would you like of your partner?
    a)  Well experienced
    b)  No experience
    c)  Both

     
    6.  How sweet is your sweetie?
    a)  She eats glucose
    b)  She likes to be on top
    c)  A good follower

     
    7.  What turns you off during the act?
    a)  Farting
    b)  Very noisy (moaning)
    c)  None of the above (state please)

     
    8.  I ran out of question, you can either:
    a)  Tell more what you are aside from the above questions; or
    b)  You are shy and will left some questions unanswered.
     
     
     

    Spreading the love

     
     
    Ok, who wouldn't want to find out the truth?  Thank you Lee for sharing this. Here is what the world needs:
     
     
    Truth
     
    A novice approached a master and begged him for instruction.
     
    "Before I can teach you anything you must say one word of truth," said the master.
     
    The novice thought for a moment. "Buddha!" he responded.
     
    Angrily, the master dismissed him. "Come back when you can speak a word of truth!"
     
    The novice thought and thought and decided on a better answer. The next day he returned to the master, knelt at his feet, and whispered, "Compassion." But again the master dismissed him.
     
    The novice struggled to find a more impressive answer, one that would surely be undeniable in its truth. Thinking he had found it in the word "Love", he returned to the master.
     
    As he began to kneel, the master suddenly kicked him.
     
    "Ouch!" cried the novice.
     
    "Sit down," said the master. "You have finally uttered a truthful word."
     
    (A spontaneous response, by definition, is not corrupted by the ego.)
     
     
     
     

    True, False, It depends.

     
     
    1.    Smile is contagious.
     
    2.    To obtain peace is to talk to enemies.
     
    3.    Sex is beautiful.
     
    4.    Friends are cure for disappointed love.
     
    5.    Mans character is his fate.
     
    6.    Experience teaches only the teachable.
     
    7.    Thieves are liars.
     
    8.    Everything is temporary.
     
    9.    Cybersex is cheating.
     
    10.  I'm horny.
     
     
     

     

    Breast Cancer Treatment

     
     
    In participation to the campaign of India, the-songfairy spaces live to the Breast Cancer Awareness month, here's the latest cure for breast cancer:

     

                               


     
    Targeted Intra-operative Radiotherapy (Targit) - a one-off therapy without any follow-up.
     
    A tumor is excised using a slim probe with a tiny metal sphere at one end to inserts into breast to deliver the radio waves directly on the tumor site. The probes position should be satisfied for the electron generator to generate "soft" X-rays, which pass out through the sphere destroying the tumor and even rogue cells mopped up, eliminating the need for weeks of radiotherapy. Targit is based on the premise that, since 90% of early breast cancer recurrences occur at the site of the original tumor, it makes sense to limit therapy to that spot and therefore, gentler on the body. Targit offers a degree of precision impossible with traditional irradiation delivered externally. The rays is delivered to a targeted dose and doesn't endanger heart or lungs.

     
    Sentinel Node Biopsy- A mild removal of just one sentinel lymph node and seven (7) axillary nodes to see if the cancer had spread. The approach is based on the realisation that lymph fluid travels in an orderly fashion from one node to the next; find the nodes that are first in line to drain the region, and these so-called sentinels will signal cancer's spread or give the all-clear.
     
    It has to keep in mind that sentinel node biopsy can give a false negative- a finding of no cancer when it actually has spread to the nodes- as little as 2% of the time, or as often as 30%, depending upon the experience of the surgeon. Make sure the doctor has had sufficient training and is dealing with a significant number of breast cancer patients in their clinical practice.
     
    Surgery, chemo, radiation therapy and treatment with both TAMOXIFEN (a drug known to help prevent a relapse) and the aromatase inhibitor LETROZOLE (a new anti-cancer drug) may represent not just a step but a leap.  Some may had developed an intolerance to tamoxifen causing vaginal itch and a greenish yellow discharge.
     
    Letrozole inhibit aromatase, an enzyme. Aromatase converts testosterone and related hormones into oestrogen, the female hormone but which can also be profoundly anti-female, acting as fuel to 60% of breast cancers that are oestrogen-sensitive so the treatment has long been to kill the breast cancer cells by starving them of all oestrogen.
     
    Breast cancer patients sometimes have their ovaries removed to reduce levels of the hormone. Tamoxifen does the job chemically, by blocking the cancer cells' docking site for oestrogen. Tamoxifen cuts a woman's chances of relapse by some 40%, without causing the nausea, hair loss and exhaustion frequently experienced with chemotherapy drugs.
     
    It is not a sure bet that aromatase inhibitors are  considered to be more effective than tamoxifen as there are costs and side effects, viz:
     
    Anastrozole, another aromatase inhibitor,  seems more likely than tamoxifen to cause bone fractures and osteoporosis but less apt to trigger potentially deadly endometrial cancer and blood clots.
     
    But for now, aromatase inhibitors appear to have an early lead over the tamoxifen drug. With better access to early detection and new generation treatments, rate of breast cancer survival internationally, will improved.

    I'm glad that my luscious breast is free of cancer or any illness for that matter but I am prone to migraine which has twenty (20%) percent higher levels of sexual desire compared to those other types of headaches (positive side). It's complicated, but sexual desire and migraines are both influenced by serotonin. So if either spouse, significant other, lover, etc., has had "headache" as distinguish from "migraine", a kiss will be sufficient.
     
    Source: Reader's Digest, October 2006, page 66.
     

     
     

    It's bad, very bad.

     
     
    The film "Omeng Satanasia" in 1979 was a hit at the time. It was Dolphy, the comedy king, portrayed as the superstar. We usually see a movie on a Sunday afternoon with my cousins, here's what happened:
     
     
    'Plenty people watching,' M uttered in dismay held the hand of C1 (eldest) as they try to sqeeze themselves in front of the movie screen. C2, and C3 were in front of C1 while M was at the back of C1, forming a straight line. C4 was behind M.
     
     
    'I can't see any vacant seat in front, might as well stay here,' C1 suggested. The place was near the comfort room and a bulb of 10 watts has lighted the area. M noticed a man near a somewhat dark place looking down and not focusing his attention on the film. 'M, are you ok there?'
     
     
    'yes, but if we could stand right beside the last seat so if anybody has seen the film and stood up, we can immediately occupy the vacated seat.' tries to insinuate C1.
     
     
    'there's no way right now, maybe later.' C2 and C3 has had focused their eyes in the screen and their laughter can be heard simultaneously with all other audiences.
     
     
    C4 relocate her place in front of C1 whispering something to M, but the latter didn't understood what was she said as the scene was exactly when the enemy pointed a gun to the good guy what Dolphy did, was to use his magic and turn the gun into banana fruit! M was laughing so hard that she tries to nudge C4 to let the latter see what Dolphy did.
     
     
    'look C4, ha ha ha ha!' M touches C4 behind her by her hand thrice while facing the screen and felt that every touch of her hand to C4, an object would answer the nudging until finally on the forth nudge, M's hand held an object and feeling something fishy uttered, 'aayyyyyyy!' 
     
     
    She took her ahead around saw a man raising up his pants moving away from her and going back in his former place. M was very scared so she immediately inform C1, almost crying. 'C1, C1, that man is sex maniac, he let me touches his penis. All along I thought it was C4.'
     
     
    C4 was astonished, 'what? I moved here and I told you that the man is masturbating, don't you understand that?' 'I don't, I was in laughter while seeing the movie,' M answered without regaining composure.
     
     
    'where is that demonic man!?' asked C1 in anger.
     
     
    C2 and C3 asked why, what happened?
     
     
    'that man with a curly hair, look he's zipping his pants,' M told C1 very nervous. Upon hearing the loud and angry voice of C1, the man proceeded outside together with some moviegoers who had seen the film that M and C1- C4 have had the chance to take their seats. 'detestable man, maniac,' said M while wiping her hand, left and right to all over the vacant chair, feeling so disgusting.
     
     
    Not long after when M turn her head around, she again saw that same man sitting two (2) rows directly opposite behind her. Now, she cried in tears, very scary thinking the man might follow them home because she had held his object. M whispers to C1 pointing where he's seated. C1 stood up and shouted, 'where's the administrator of the theater? a maniac is right inside here!'
     
     
    Threatened on the actuation of C1, the man leaves the theater with a heavy feet. Although he had left, M was still frightened having in mind the man might be outside waiting for them. Luckily, he's gone.   
     
     

     

    Clean your ears everyday

     
     
    Hank Smith gets home from work one day and finds his wife has been crying. "What's wrong?" he asks.
     
    "John, promise you won't get mad, but I went to see the new doctor today and he told me I've got a pretty pussy."
     
    "WHAT?" he shouts. With that he grabs a baseball bat from the cupboard and storms down to the doctor's office and through the reception area.
     
    Without knocking he bursts into the doctor's office. The doctor is in the process of giving an old lady a breast examination. She screams and tries to cover herself. Without waiting, Mr. Smith charges up to the doctor, smashes the baseball bat down on the desk and says, "You flaming pervert how dare you say my wife has a pretty pussy!"
     
    The doctor replies, "I'm sorry Mr. Smith, but there has been a misunderstanding. I only told your wife that she has acute angina."
     
     
     
     

    It was a surprised..

     
     
    Earlier in the morning, Jenny sends me cake. The phone rang and it was my niece at the other end asking me what time I will be home. She's requesting me she will scan some pictures. When she arrived, another relatives come and another one arrived and so on bringing along with them different kinds of food and greeted me: Happy Birthday!
     
     
    Actually the same thing happened to some previous years and last year, although it is not a surprised one, foods are always compliments however simple celebration it was from clients and closed friends.
     
     
    I wish I would be forever young, I'm 42 now.

     

     

    Unwanted Thoughts

     
    The universal advice is to simply forget all your troubles before going to bed. However, it is not followed at all time. Attempting to vanish some unwanted thoughts, such as money or relationship problems, actually leads to more dreams or nightmares. Analysis of my dream on waking showed more dreams featuring the nominated thoughts than those I didn't suppress. While journeying the life, I think it's time to embrace those worries and should not fight them.
     
     
    Here goes an example:
     
     
     
    I love being married.
    I was single for a long
    time, and I just got so
    sick of finishing my own sentences.
     
    ~Brian Kiley
     
     
     
     
     

    For the love of beans

     

    Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her. Then one day she met a guy and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to herself, " He is such a sweet and gentle man, he would never go for this carrying on." So she made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

    Some months later her car broke down on the way home from work. Since she lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way she passed a small diner and the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home. So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home she putt-putted. And upon arriving home she felt reasonably sure she could control it.

    Her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table. She seated herself and just as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned. He then went to answer the phone. The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let it go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of pulpwood mill. She took her napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously. Then, she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her of cabbage cooking.

    Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes. When the phone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon it, smiling contentedly to herself. She was the picture of innocence when her husband returned, Apologizing for taking so long, he asked her if she peeked, and she assured him that she had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and she was surprised! There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a Happy Birthday!

     
     
     Addendum:
     
    Happy Canada Day and 4th of July!
     
     
     

    Sad

     
     
    Magnanimous Heart
     
    Reluctant Spirit
     
    The Body is willing
     
     
     
    - fructose -