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Too good to be trueSimilarity between an excruciating pain and an ecstatic pleasure is your facial expression. A psychiatrist send two bills to his patient, one for each personality the patient has. When Eve asked Adam, "Do you love me?", Adam answered, "Who else?" Fact is the one you hear and gossip the one you overhear. Confessing is the same as asking for Pardon. The best way to cheat anybody is to make him trust you first. Their love at first sight end after they both look a second look at each other. It is easy for a man to understand wife is when she isn't his. No difference between an old maid and a jealous wife because old maid is always looking for a husband, so is the jealous wife. What's the trouble with women? Men Difference between a good and a nice girl? A good girl is someone who goes home and goes to bed; a nice girl is someone who goes to bed before she goes home. Why can't woman be judged by her clothes? Insufficient evidence Best proof that chicken came first before the eggs as in Noah's Ark had a rooster and a hen, not eggs, otherwise how could Noah determine the eggs sexes? Why is passionate kiss like a spider? Both lead to the undoing of the fly. *Life behind computer was a bit busy lately, but I'm still alive for blogging. Have a good day everyone! What is it?Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not.
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I received this from an efriend and found it interesting, thanks Gertrud for allowing me to post it, maybe this is not the last..
Existential theme Okay, Okay, it *finally* all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before: MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnocologist AND When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN? Cautious PersonHow can you tell when your friend (relative term) is lying? Answer: His lips are moving.
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