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Getting to know you sexually.1. What kind of virgin are you?
a) Only the nose isn't penetrated
b) No vaginal penetration c) All body (sensitive) parts untouched 2. How good are you in bed?
a) You can make your partner sing, "do re mi.."
b) Your lover can die of heart attack due to over excitement c) Your friend will surely ask for more rounds 3. What is your bestest asset?
a) Tounge/hands
b) The sword/cave
c) Lips/bum/legs/eyes/boobs 4. How many rounds you can give?
a) One to Two
b) Three to Four c) Infinite 5. What would you like of your partner?
a) Well experienced
b) No experience c) Both 6. How sweet is your sweetie?
a) She eats glucose
b) She likes to be on top c) A good follower 7. What turns you off during the act?
a) Farting
b) Very noisy (moaning) c) None of the above (state please) 8. I ran out of question, you can either:
a) Tell more what you are aside from the above questions; or
b) You are shy and will left some questions unanswered. True, False, It depends.1. Smile is contagious.
2. To obtain peace is to talk to enemies.
3. Sex is beautiful.
4. Friends are cure for disappointed love.
5. Mans character is his fate.
6. Experience teaches only the teachable.
7. Thieves are liars.
8. Everything is temporary.
9. Cybersex is cheating.
10. I'm horny.
Try it!Below are six (6) photos of gorgeous guys and gals. Determine who among from them is the hemale or the shemale, can you tell the difference?
  A B
  C D
  E F
Please indicate how much time you consumed in answering and this is right minus wrong. Answer will be posted sometime thereafter.
Update:
Thank you so much for those who participated and here are the answers -
A and E are the gorgeous gay. The appropriate links are:
I have two (2) winners, The Man in the Moon (Gord) and Life of an Angel eyes (Helen). Congratulations! Nota Bene:
Gord, called my attention and I realized that it was only Helen who got the correct answer, my mistake in the interpretation. Thank you Gord for being "honest." So, the real winner is: Angel eyes!
Hate ListAs an exception to the rule on 9/11 by King Tom, Red Kitten has tagged me on "Spread the Hate" list. This earn some kind of a 'goofy' idea that I give myself a try, to test my sense of humor, if there be any. Here goes:
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT MSN SPACES:
a. there are times that it is sluggish
b. I can't penetrate the sites I wanted to visit
c. especially so when sites are fully loaded of hosting stuff
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT RELIGION:
d. endless argument
e. different path leading to same 'almighty' (relative term)
f. "compulsory" donation
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT POLITICS:
g. grab opportunity irrespective of political alignment
h. personal interest first before the interest of the people at large
i. political dynasty
THREE THINGS YOU HATE TO EAT:
j. durian
k. red banana
l. forbidden fruit
THREE KINDS OF CLOTHING YOU HATE:
m. tight clothes
n. those that looks dirty
o. that smells bad
THREE TYPES OF MUSIC/BANDS/SONGS YOU HATE:
p. not pleasing to the ears
q. hip-hop
r. fast rock
THREE FAMOUS PEOPLE YOU HATE:
s. Leo Echegaray
t. Johnny midnight
u. Frankenstein
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX:
v. lazy
w. coward
x. abusive conduct
THREE QUALITIES YOU HATE:
y. liar
z. fake
a1. promiscuous
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT BLOGGERS:
a2. misrepresent another person for evil motive
a3. mislead
a4. those who take advantage of the credulity of another
THREE MISCELLANEOUS THINGS YOU HATE AS AN ADULT:
a5. flamers
a6. to harass
a7. see a3
THREE MISCELLANEOUS THINGS YOU HATED BEFORE ADULTHOOD:
a8. those that don't accept mistakes
a9. rude people
a10. exhibitionist
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
a11. Phally
a12. Tulip
a13. Blue Sapphire
Seven (7) Things Tag7 things I hate doing or scare me
1. I hate pessimism
2. Startle 3. Death of any member of my family
4. Hate being sensitive but can't control it
5. Depression
6. Scared of being a failure despite earnest effort
7. Abandonment without justifiable cause 7 things I like
1. To be with my family (parents and 2 beautiful nieces)
2. Being alive
3. With special someone
4. Grand reunion with FEU Student Council Friends
5. Horseback riding and water skiing
6. Computers and Internet
7. Cooking, cleaning house, I sometimes follow fashion, put on make-ups
7 random facts about me
1. One Man Woman
2. Don't just believe what other people says
3. Knowing more of myself
4. Roman Catholic since birth
5. Fickle minded 6. Hard to get myself into trouble but when I do, no turning back
7. People would always want me to be intrigue I don't know why
7 things I’d like to do before I die
1. Have my own family and children
2. Give the best I could do for them, humanly possible
3. Go back somewhere in time during college
4. Be myself at 22 again
5. I love to private practice law
6. Inner Peace
7. Donate to Charitable Institution
7 things I can do
1. Encourage people to settle differences
2. Appear before Mediation Proceedings, Prosecutor's Office and Court of Justice on a limited capacity
3. Prepare any and all petitions, motions, other pleadings relating to legal matters
4. Set as good example for others as far as integrity, credibility and moral values are concerned
5. Gain easy rapport with babies and kids
6. Want to share by the succeeding generation unconditional love inculcated in us
7. Can't think I took care of my nieces since birth and three (3) years, respectively
7 things I can’t or won’t do
1. Nagging
2. Gambling, drugs, smoking 3. I could even hardly attempted to cheat
4. Compromise Integrity
5. In cahoot of wrong doing 6. Mistreat someone 7. Never give up my faith in GOD
7 things I say the most
1. OMG
2. excuse me 3. I see
4. Explain
5. Take care
6. Really?
7. Bye, Goodbye
7 celebrity crushes
1. Olivia Hussey
2. Leonard Whiting
3. Elizabeth Taylor
4. Margaret Michell
5. David Selznick 6. Pierce Brosnan
7. Leonardo de Carpio
7 people I tagged to complete the above list and for them to tag seven (7) other people who will do the same thing:
1. Kelly
2. Mary
3. Natas
4. Moon River
5. Mojan
6. Malabu
7. Kathy
Does anyone knows the author of this Seven (7) Things Tag? I would love to tag some other people here on spaces.
Let's play awhile
Instructions: Hidden in the grid below are the names of 21 parts of the human body. To find them, go letter to letter either horizontally, vertically or diagonally. Just don’t use the same square twice in a single word, or jump a square to get to that letter you need. Here’s an example: NOSE can be spelled by starting with the N in the middle, moving diagonally down to the O, diagonally down again to the S, and up to the E. Answer will be posted on my next entry. Good luck!
How Do You Rate? 10- 13 Good 14- 17 Better 18- 21 Excellent
Answers: brain, chest, chin, ear, gum, hair, head, lung, mouth, nail, nose, nostril, rib, shin, tibia, toe, tounge, tonsil, ulna, waist, wrist.
I got only 2 participants. Anna-Lys a Swede, has the closest to the right answer. Thank you Lina for participating and CONGRATULATIONS Anna-Lys!
Source: Riders Digest
I Love YouI will say It in Your Language
Language Translation
Ana Ahebak / Ana Bahibak Ja te volim [formally] or volim-te Ma armastan sind / Mina armastan sind [formal] Main tumsey pyaar karta hoon /Maine Pyar Kiya Kulo tresno marang panjenengan [formal] aku terno kowe [informal] SA LANG HAE / Na No Sa Lan Hei Ego te amo Saya cintakan mu / Saya cinta mu Serbo-Croatian Volim te Spread hand out so no fingers are touching. Bring in middle & ring fingers and touch then to the palm of your hand. Slovenian ljubim te Te quiero / te amo / yo amor tu Nenu Ninnu Premisthunnanu Khao Raak Thoe / chun raak ter Yalleh blutebeh / ya tebe kohayu Mea tum se pyaar karta hu [when a guy says it] [when a gal says it] Vietnamese Toi yeu em
..... so FRIENDS what is the proper translation for me to tell you? |
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